And now it is done. Songs the Siren Sing is the final installment in Friends of Cesar Romero's Doomed Babe Series, a project that spanned 5,191 days, 24,641 words, 400+ songs, and more than 50 releases. What J. Waylon Porcupine has done with this project is one of the most impressive feats in music that I've ever had the good fortune to experience. And now the mystery surrounding the title has been revealed: the doomed babe is J. Waylon himself. "Babe" was his childhood nickname, and this series has documented his failed relationships and allowed him to exorcise some demons. Just releasing 50+ installments in a series would be an achievement in itself. But what's so remarkable about this one is that the quality never dipped. There were no phoned-in installments. There were never any throwaway tracks. How do you release over 400 songs and never once turn out a dud? But I don't want to sell this last installment short by turning this review into a retrospective. I am happy to say that this album finds the Doomed Babe Series (and most likely Friends of Cesar Romero) going out on top.
A la February's superb Soul Scouts, Songs the Siren Sing is definitely on the more rocking end of FOCR's musical spectrum. It has its share of perfect pop songs (such as "Simple XX's" and "Dying For Dai (A Little More Each Day)"). And it concludes with J. Waylon having his Pet Sounds moment on the beautiful "Plum Cherry," which is quite possibly the best song in the entire series. But all in all, this album wraps up the Doomed Babe odyssey with a proverbial bang. From the opening jolt of "Elko Speedway" to the garage-rocking fury of "My Cultist Angel" and "Starfucker Qualities" to the thumping power pop of "74 Dart" and "The War on Wednesday," this album brings an energy that's thrilling and infectious. This album, like every Doomed Babe installment, is the perfect combination of almost every musical genre I love. Why choose between power pop, punk, and garage rock when you can get it all in shot?
We all know of certain series in television and literature that were great for so long but couldn't stick the landing. Well J. Waylon has absolutely stuck the landing. Songs the Siren Sing doesn't try too hard to create closure. It just does what you expect any great Friends of Cesar Romero to do: deliver two-to-three minute tales of relationship woes that will tear your heart out yet also have you dancing around the house and humming the melodies all week. If you pay close attention to the lyrics, you understand how personal and intense these songs are. Yet isn't the beauty of rock 'n' roll that you can take these excruciating experiences and channel them into music that's fun to listen to and deeply reassuring to people who have felt similar pain? I'll put it simply: if you love garage rock and power pop, you will love this release. It's a great-sounding record with loud guitars, hooks for days, and genuine soul in the vocals and lyrics. Who would have expected anything different?
It's not fair or even accurate to say that J. Waylon Porcupine is now quitting. He has finished what he started. The last time I checked, that's the opposite of quitting. I was a latecomer to the Doomed Babe Series and have so much gratitude to J. Waylon for putting this music into the world and to Niek for turning me onto it. Someday, music historians will look back on the Doomed Babe Series with absolute awe. That's where I already am. Songs The Siren Sing is a free download for now, and the entire Friends of Cesar Romero catalog is a deal and a steal at $111.25!
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