Vista Blue releasing a song about Christmas creeping exactly at a time of year when many people rage indignantly against Christmas creeping is a true stroke of genius. There is, I'd say, a high degree of probability that you're looking at me reviewing a Christmas single on November 6th and thinking, "Oh, come on!" But the conversation can certainly be had. When is it too soon to put up the Christmas decorations, listen to Christmas music, watch Christmas movies, and indulge in seasonal foods and drinks? Hallmark started its Christmas movie schedule on October 16th. What higher authority could possibly exist? I was standing in front of a six-pack of Victory Brewing Merry Monkey last week and just didn't have the guts to pull the trigger. But then I went back this week and snagged it. So perhaps my personal cut-off is Halloween. I will say this: it's time for Christmas music when you believe it's time for Christmas music. And the stats do show that people are consuming Christmas music earlier in the year than they used to. So if you're ready, Vista Blue has launched its annual Christmas single earlier than expected — which means you have more time to enjoy it (or ignore it).
Given that Vista Blue has been putting out Christmas songs every year for a decade, you'd think it would eventually get hard to write new ones. But Mike's creativity is an ever-flowing fountain. The concept of "Is It Time for Christmas Yet?" is a little deeper than just poking fun at Christmas creeping. It's a far more innocent perspective. The song is more about being excited about the Christmas season and wondering when it's finally okay to start partaking in festivities. One of the things that makes Mike one of my favorite songwriters is his ability to connect with his inner child. The first time I heard this song, I was thinking about how much I would have loved it when I was a kid who gleefully anticipated all that was merry and bright about the holiday season. You grow up, become a rational adult, and just accept that it's out of bounds to get into the holiday spirit before Thanksgiving because that's how things are "supposed to be." My God, when FDR used a presidential proclamation to move up Thanksgiving by a week and essentially lengthen official Christmas season, the masses kicked and screamed in protest. But I bet that none of the complainers were kids. "Is It Time for Christmas Yet?" is the anthem for any of you who are seeking permission to jump the gun on holiday mode. You've got it! Mike Patton and Scrooge's nephew have got your back!
On the virtual flip side of this single, the punky "Snowman's Curve" is an adorable takeoff on Jan and Dean's "Dead Man's Curve." Again, this is classic holiday fare. Songs about all the fun and merriment you can have in the snow are truly timeless. There's an obvious element of thrill and danger to this track — but again there's that kid-friendly innocence to it that is truly classic.
For those of you who maintain that it's not time for Christmas yet, you can look forward to some more holiday songs from the Vista Blue Universe turning up later in the season. But if you're already in the spirit, it's time to update your playlist!






