Monday, June 01, 2026

Hoaxxers - Hard Luck


While most people would consider it an EP, Hard Luck by Austin-based pop-punk standouts Hoaxxers could easily qualify as an album. Out on Mom's Basement Records, it backs six new songs with the three tracks the band previously released as singles and comes on nifty 12" vinyl. Call it what you want, but I'm just going to call it first class pop-punk. 

It blows my mind when I note that my history of writing about Charlie, Kye, and Tron as a musical trio dates back more than 20 years to the first Joe Jitsu EP. Yes, that was before YouTube and smartphones existed. Only the most cutting edge of folks had ventured into this new thing called social media. Now it's 2026, and these guys are still doing their thing — and unlike me, they've only improved with age. Hard Luck delivers six (or nine) tracks of tight, melody-driven pop-punk that perfectly balances smooth vocals with punchy guitars. Hoaxxers are part of this whole wave of Xennial pop-punk bands (and most of them are on the Mom's Basement roster!) that have managed to transform the genre into proper music for grown-ups. The songs on this record are largely reflections on living life and navigating the complicated world we live in. The cited influences (Dan Vapid, Smoking Popes, Green Day, Big In Japan) certainly give you an idea where Hoaxxers are coming from. But after all these years, Charlie has carved himself his own niche as a vocalist and a songwriter. You pretty much know what to expect, but all these guys are older and wiser now. They haven't reinvented the formula; however, they've certainly refined and perfected it. 

Hard Luck is noteworthy because it includes a couple of very political songs. "Straight Down the Shitter" and "Make Your Bed" both explore similar themes about how to cope with day-to-day life when the world is burning, and they both opine on the folly of being apathetic or in denial that anything is wrong. "Sidetracked" is officially/unofficially the first "slow song" Hoaxxers have done, and it's quite a successful change of pace (literally). "Against the Odds" is the first Hoaxxers song to feature Tron on lead vocals, and it really fits his vocal tone and style. 

There are countless bands out there emulating the "snottier" side of '90s pop-punk, so it's nice to have bands like Hoaxxers working in very different territory. Produced by Matt Morris with some assistance from Steven Jolly, Deedle Lacour, and Zephyr Huffman and mixed and mastered by Davi Pacote, this is an incredible-sounding recording that really accentuates the quality of the songwriting, vocals, and musicianship. This is pop-punk of the highest quality, and little else needs to be said. For decades, I've pushed back on the notion that pop-punk as a musical genre has to live in a world of eternal adolescence. And bands like Hoaxxers are either proving me right or serving as exceptions to the rule. For me, listening to Hard Luck is like reconnecting with old friends and appreciating that they haven't turned into assholes. Get your copy on colored vinyl while supplies last!

Nazi Tampons - Moon Invasion


As a great-grandchild of Slovakian immigrants, I'm always pleased to encounter bands from the mother country. While the band name Nazi Tampons might have you thinking, "What the fuck?", the band itself has absolutely floored me with its raw and hyper-spirited brand of old school garage punk. The group's new EP, Moon Invasion, powers through six tracks of blistering ferocity that falls somewhere between '90s budget trash and late '70s/early '80s fast-and-furious punk rock. This is music that will have you jumping around and shouting along like a maniac even as it kicks you straight in the teeth. You certainly can't question the enthusiasm and pure power that these individuals put into these songs. And every single one of these tunes absolutely rips. I'm reminded of bands like The No-Talents and The Loudmouths from back in the day — and who can deny that we need more of that kind of energy in today's punk rock? The Nashville-based tape label Knuckles on Stun has given Moon Invasion a limited-edition cassette release. And when I say "limited," I mean you better move fast! If you long for the good old days when punk music was dangerous and disreputable, you've just met your new favorite band! 

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Hayley and the Crushers - "Cringeworthy"


Did I really get out of bed at 5:00 am just so I could listen to the new Hayley and the Crushers' single and perhaps write a little something about it before heading off to work? That's the level of geekery I have reached! I did not know that "Cringeworthy" was coming out until yesterday afternoon, so I approached this song with zero idea of what to expect beyond knowing it would be super-awesome because, well, it's Hayley and the freaking Crushers! So you're getting my fresh, off-the-cuff take with no time for polishing or overthinking. Bathing and breakfasting await, so I have to hurry. 

On that note, I must say "Cringeworthy" is, as I presumed, super-awesome! In fact, it might extra-super-awesome. It's honestly one of my favorite songs this band has ever done, and the vibe reminds me of those great singles the band put out when it first signed to Kitten Robot Records. I love that this song lives in the world of pure pop goodness with punk and new wave influences — always a sweet spot in the Crusherverse. This song is classic Crushers without necessarily trying to be classic Crushers. It's got a serious, somewhat heavy theme, but it's still wonderfully intoxicating in a way all great pop ought to be. The music video is an absolute hoot. Overall, this song and video seem to be going the opposite direction from the popular sentiment that all those millions of people out there doing their thing online are so very cringeworthy. Perhaps, you know, we ought not to be so quick to judge people for what they're putting into the universe — especially if they're doing what they love. How does all that judging and shaming serve us? Perhaps my interpretation is self-serving since what I do is certainly cringeworthy in the eyes of many, but I'm taking something very positive from this song. My first few spins with "Cringeworthy" were more than worth the lost sleep. I can't wait for the album!

Monday, May 25, 2026

Gene Champagne - "Gimme Ammunition"/ "She's An Atom Bomb"


Back with his first new solo tracks in a couple years, Gene Champagne hits the mark with a new digital single (arriving in advance of a vinyl release) in his signature punky power pop style. This ace drummer (Brad Marino, Teenage Head, The Killjoys) is also a formidable singer and songwriter, and he's really speaking my language on this crackling summertime two-fer. "Gimme Ammunition" is snappy power pop that will have you tapping your toes and humming along in no time flat. When that hook hits, it hits big! In just a few ticks over two minutes, the song is over and done and leaving you wanting more. That, my friends, is pop songwriting 101. On the virtual flip side, "She's An Atom Bomb" is a little faster and punkier — yet every bit as sunny and catchy. This song is a total earworm, and the lyrics are hilarious! This is a perfect little punk-pop single for warm weather season, and it's sure to go over well with just about anyone who regularly visits this site. You can always count on Canada to come through!

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Bart and the Brats - Pushin' Your Luck


A good, old-fashioned best-of compilation album is something you rarely see in the indie music world. But that's exactly what we have here from Bart and the Brats, France's #1 '77-style garage punk (one-man) band. Out on London's Dirty Water Records, the new LP Pushin' Your Luck features 15 selections from Bart's existing discography (consisting of four-and-a-half albums and six EPs) and one previously unreleased track called "Pissin' in the Wind." Putting out this album was either a terrible idea or a stroke of genius. A good chunk of these songs have never been available on an LP. And if you've been aware of Bart and the Brats but have never pulled the trigger on buying a record, Pushin' Your Luck is a fine sampling of the band's body of work. It includes a whole slew of fan favorites such as "Can't Stand the Beatles," "Masochistic Pigs," "Constant Nonsense," "Good Cop, Bad Cop," and "Sick, Sick, Sick." 

Recorded by Lo'Spider at Swampland, Toulouse and remastered for this release, these 16 tracks blast out raw, primitive three-chord punk that thumps you in the head with one hand and gives you the finger with the other. The joke about Bart and the Brats might be something along the lines of "If you've heard one of their records, you've heard them all." But that's a good thing, right? We don't want things like progress, artistic ambition, or proper musicianship ruining this band. Just look at some of the labels that have jumped on the Bart train: No Front Teeth, Sweet Time, Big Neck, Take the City....man, that's the best of the best in the punk rock world! This band embodies just about everything that makes punk music so great. I don't want to tell you to not buy all Bart's stuff. But since we're living in times of economic distress, you might need to be stingy with your cash. On that note, Pushin' Your Luck is a lot of value for the money and an excellent representation of a truly killer band.

High On Stress - Still Here


Back with its first full-length album since 2020, long-running Minneapolis alt-rock outfit High On Stress delivers an absolute winner on the 12-song Still Here. This is the band's first album on Rum Bar Records, and it slots perfectly between Tom Baker and Mono In Stereo on the label's roster. What we've got here is good, solid Midwestern heart-on-sleeve rock 'n roll branching from the Replacements/Bash & Pop family tree. The album successfully combines a singer/songwriter's soul with the no-nonsense punch of a heartland bar band. Nick Leet knows how to craft a song with a killer hook that will also move you on a deeper level. I hear these songs and imagine myself sitting in some dimly-lit dive while I drink a pint of cheap beer and ponder my personal wins and losses and the general sadness of the human condition. 

I always have a soft spot for this sort of rootsy, power pop–tinged honest everyman rock, and High On Stress pulls it off as well as any band on the scene these days. The songwriting, musicianship, and production all hit the mark. The fantastic single "Over/Thru" (which Leet co-wrote with Kevin Salem) reappears here, but it's certainly not the only standout. Opening cut "House of Cards" is a knockout mid-tempo rocker that brings to mind the heyday of American alternative rock. "Plans Have Plans" is such a relatable gem of a song that it sounds instantly familiar, as if you've known it all your life. The title track is nothing short of an anthem — a proper album closer if I ever heard one. For a band to be sounding this good after more than two decades in the game is a pretty remarkable thing. It's not every day that you come across music with this much soul. Pop open a cold one and get High on Stress.

MK Ultras - self-titled


Alright! Here we go! When it comes to straight-up killer punk rock that rips hard and fast, MK Ultras are one of the best new bands representing for the old school. Goodbye Boozy Records has just unleashed the Cleveland-based foursome's third release, a 4-song 7" that will smash anything that dares to get in its way. This, my friends, is quintessential Rust Belt punk rock. It's not quite '77 punk and not quite hardcore punk but rather something perfectly in between. These are tough, hard hitting tunes that kick you straight in the ass yet will still get your toes tapping. The Clevo-punk in this band's musical DNA is undeniable, but they aren't ripping anyone off. They're doing their own thing, and it's real deal punk rock like you rarely hear these days. Great freaking stuff from dead end America!